sometimes as a short person seeing a tall person I’m taken by the urge to say “wow you’re so tall” and every time I think “they’re probably sick of hearing that” so I say out loud “kind of short, aren’t you” and they inevitably say “what” and the only explanation I can give is “thought you might not get that much” and I could just say nothing, but I don’t, and I believe that’s the primary symptom of whatever’s wrong with me
once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”
so eventually jeremiah moved to my friend’s town…. only i didnt know that villagers will show old letters. so then one day i get a goddamn phone call. an actual goddamn phone call. from my friend and she says: “hey, i saw your letter about dating crazy redd–” and i hung up on her instantly.
Friend: Hey I saw your letter–
OP:
IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY you know when you like panic and your eyes unfocus? It looks exactly like this.
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
